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Two-Hour Miracle Becomes Financial Mortuary

Here we observe the Pumpfun token in its natural habitat: the post-mortem table. Born merely two hours ago with the audacity of a thousand failed promises, it experienced what can only be described as a spectacular gravitational collapse—shedding 87.5% of its value with the grace of a lead balloon. The concentration of wealth among its top holders suggests this was less a community investment and more a coordinated exit strategy.