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Infant Prodigy Succumbs to Concentration Gravity

In the primordial depths of Solana's memecoin swamps, The Astronaut achieved what few creatures manage: a 176% ascent before the inevitable gravitational collapse. Here we observe a specimen barely two hours old, already bearing the telltale pathology of extreme wealth concentration—a condition that proves uniformly fatal in this ecosystem. The revoked authorities suggest a merciful euthanasia, though $29k in liquidity provides scant comfort to those now trapped in this celestial tomb.