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The First Meme: Born Dead on Arrival

Here we observe a specimen so thoroughly devoid of viable tissue that one questions whether it ever truly lived at all. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a soap bubble, The First Meme achieved the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging forty percent of its negligible value while maintaining a liquidity reserve of precisely nothing. A masterclass in futility, its sixteen holders watch helplessly as ninety-eight percent of supply concentrates in the pockets of a select few—a gravitational collapse so complete that even the authorities surrendered their authority.