MOUSTACHES WOMAN/5tou..YDAH
FLATLINED
Moustaches Woman

Moustaches Woman5tou5Tg7aaJrJPBkZe7rGA66VaCzu51y5kd7RQByYDAH

$MOUSTAGIRL5tou..YDAH
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull masquerading as tokenomics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-30.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.1K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.38B
Price USD
$2.38e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Moustaches Woman: Born Dead, Stayed Dead

In the savage ecosystem of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it was even born. With but two holders commanding absolute dominion and liquidity draining away like sand through a sieve, Moustaches Woman's brief existence resembled less a financial venture and more a vanishing act performed by an exceedingly mediocre magician.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull masquerading as tokenomics
Patient Note

Here lies Moustaches Woman—she had great facial hair but zero staying power.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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