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Noah's Ark Sinks Before Maiden Voyage

Here we observe the Noah Doe token, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic collapse. Like a newborn giraffe with broken legs, it thrashed violently—a 59% price swing in 24 hours—before the predators circled. The concentration of wealth in the top 10 holders at 83.7% proved to be not a feature, but a blueprint for abandonment.