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Cucak: A One-Hour Memento Mori

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the carcass of CucakRowo, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging 95% of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. Like a mayfly that overslept, it lived for merely sixty minutes—a cautionary tale of what happens when 98% of the ecosystem is held by those with the morality of venture capitalists and the impulse control of a toddler in a candy store.