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Angry Hamster Expires Before First Wheel Turn

And here we witness the Angry Hamster, a creature born merely two hours ago into a hostile ecosystem, now gasping its final breaths. With fourteen holders clutching their worthless tokens like desperate zookeepers, and zero liquidity to sustain even the smallest transaction, this diminutive rodent never had a chance. The top ten holders, possessing 100% of the supply, have already begun the ritual cannibalization that marks the true end of all pump-and-dump schemes.