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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that survived merely hours before succumbing to the predatory pressures of its own design. The three remaining holders, clutching their worthless positions like mourners at a funeral, watch as their investment evaporates with the inevitability of morning dew under the unforgiving sun. Nature, it seems, abhors both a vacuum and a poorly tokenomics'd shitcoin.