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Cronkadil: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe Cronkadil, a specimen so spectacularly stillborn it achieved negative value in mere hours. With but two holders controlling the entire genome and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew on the Serengeti, this creature never drew a single breath. Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has shown us that some evolutionary experiments were simply not meant to survive.