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Chad Animals: A Brief, Brutal Extinction Event

Here we observe Chadimals in its final hours—a creature born into a hostile ecosystem with virtually no genetic diversity, its survival chances mathematically indistinguishable from zero. With ninety-nine point seven percent of its population concentrated in merely ten organisms, this token never stood a chance; nature abhors such obvious centralization almost as much as it abhors a ponzi scheme. The $3,012 in liquidity serves as its funeral pyre, while a measly $4.38 in daily volume whispers the final, pathetic goodbye.