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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a creature that never drew its first breath. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, BABYWORTHLESS achieved the remarkable feat of losing 87% of its value before most of its potential investors had finished their morning coffee. The post-mortem reveals a tragic comedy: 29 holders, 90% concentration at the top, and liquidity so sparse it makes a desert look like an aquarium.