DIEGO MARADONA/5qMY..pump
FLATLINED
Diego Maradona

Diego Maradona5qMYPrNS5FB8seCB18G7mH3bHMFf95K5ZC2QWUM5pump

$MARADONA5qMY..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, inevitable exit

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
Volume 24h
$2.23
Holders
26
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$2.27B
Price USD
$2.27e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Hand of God Could Not Save This

In the twilight of its fifth day, MARADONA succumbed to what one might call a catastrophic failure of circulation—not unlike the legendary footballer's own decline, but far more rapid and considerably less dignified. With liquidity evaporating faster than a goal celebration in the Maracanã, and 98.7% of tokens clutched in the trembling hands of a mere handful of holders, this memecoin experienced what we in the trade call 'sudden, total irrelevance.' The $10.22 in daily volume suggests that even the bots had abandoned this vessel, leaving only the devoted few to contemplate their choices.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$2.23 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, inevitable exit
Patient Note

It kicked the ball with one hand and held the knife with the other—except there was no ball, no hand, and nobody watching.

Holders

§ 04 · 26 wallets
Top 1
98.3%
Top 5
99.7%
Top 10
100.0%
01gMVx...AQSi98.34%
02ExL3...kuL40.75%
03C2FR...cqnw0.37%
0482zz...k4hh0.12%
05F8oN...L84d0.10%
068psN...VRtf0.08%
0785Ex...yAEC0.05%
08DWLd...eufU0.05%
09EoQ9...2A2o0.05%
10A2hF...ciSM0.04%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
4.56 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
3.54 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Uncategorized: 1.03 SOL — rugs/nukes, outside behavioral attribution.
Based on 2 holders · scanned 38d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 2 known