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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic structural dysfunction meets hubris

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.9K
+0.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$5.34
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.85B
Price USD
$1.85e-6
DEX
pumpfun
Pool
8Egv..tuX3 ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Two Primates, Zero Survival Instincts

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen: born merely an hour ago, already liquidity-drained and gasping for relevance. With precisely two holders controlling 100% of supply and a trading volume of five dollars, this token represents nature's cruelest lesson—that sometimes evolution simply... gives up.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$5.34 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic structural dysfunction meets hubris
Patient Note

They named it after themselves, but the market named it extinct.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
018Egv...tuX3100.00%
02BGhL...xfN9AUTOPSY0.00%
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