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Feline Speculator Found Gasping for Air

Here we observe the catwifhat, a creature barely five days old, already exhibiting the telltale symptoms of a memecoin in its death throes. Though its price surges 50% in a day—a misleading sign of vitality—the autopsy reveals a far grimmer reality: 61% of its tissue concentrated in the hands of a mere ten vultures, circling overhead with departure papers already signed.