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Golden Bull Meets the Slaughterhouse in Record Time

In the span of merely three hours, GAYU achieved what most tokens require weeks to accomplish: a spectacular 470% ascent followed, one presumes, by an equally magnificent descent. Here we observe the classic pump-and-dump in its most embryonic form—a creature so young it never even learned to walk before the rug was pulled from beneath it. The mint and freeze authorities lie revoked on the autopsy table, leaving only the concentration of wealth in ten wallets as the final insult.