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Chubby Elephant Trampled in Twenty-Three Hours

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Chubby Elephant in its final hours—a creature whose 71% daily price fluctuation betrays the violent thrashing of a dying beast. With zero liquidity and 90.5% of its population concentrated in ten alpha predators, this pachyderm never stood a chance. The revocation of both mint and freeze authorities was merely pulling the breathing tube; the real killer was always the mathematics of concentrated ownership in a 23-hour-old ecosystem.