TROLLMAXXING/5oK6..pump
FLATLINED
TROLLMAXXING

TROLLMAXXING5oK6A3c34FAWzCpkTqn9GHMyQ4bEQT65Nf7P7g67pump

$TROLLMAXX5oK6..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Acute concentration of wealth meets terminal apathy

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.6K
Liquidity
$3.1K
Volume 24h
$5.68
Holders
38
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$1.35B
Price USD
$1.35e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Curious Case of Trollmaxxing's Premature Expiration

Here we observe the remains of TROLLMAXXING, a token that mastered the art of becoming completely immobilized while technically still breathing. With a mere $5.68 in daily volume and 99.9% of its wealth concentrated in the hands of ten individuals, this specimen represents a masterclass in how to create the illusion of decentralization whilst achieving perfect centralization. The mint and freeze authorities have been revoked—not out of principle, but out of mercy.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.1K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$5.68 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute concentration of wealth meets terminal apathy
Patient Note

TROLLMAXXING: Where liquidity went to disappear and volume learned humility—a $3,000 monument to the proposition that not all tokens should exist.

Holders

§ 04 · 38 wallets
Top 1
98.6%
Top 5
99.7%
Top 10
99.9%
01DPZL...mTEn98.63%
02G8kW...AfrM0.37%
039kH4...E3Hu0.33%
048psN...VRtf0.25%
056sCZ...Uvax0.10%
066cYM...F2K10.09%
07BuJ3...m99F0.06%
08H1wT...6aPp0.03%
097srp...Ezfc0.03%
10D8eW...g2zp0.03%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
2.00 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
2.00 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 38d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known