Pumpfun Puppy: A One-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly live. Born merely sixty minutes ago, this digital canine was already circling the drain, its price plummeting 91.9% as its top holders made their escape—a phenomenon behaviorists call 'the coordinated exit.' Nature, it seems, abhors a cryptocurrency almost as much as it abhors a vacuum.