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MoonBase: A Gravity-Defying Descent Into Obscurity

Here we observe the cadaver of MoonBase, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying while technically still breathing. With 94% of its wealth concentrated in the talons of its apex predators and liquidity pools drier than the lunar surface it aspired to colonize, this specimen represents nature's most efficient wealth transfer mechanism. The sixty-two percent daily hemorrhaging serves as a final, desperate gasp before the inevitable flatline.