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Canine Salvation Narrative Fails Spectacularly

In the final hours of its existence, this token discovered that even divine intervention—in the form of a benevolent hound—could not forestall the inevitable. With sixteen holders clinging to their bags like shipwreck survivors to driftwood, and zero liquidity remaining, the creature expired not with a bang, but with a whimper and 27% violent thrashing.