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Chubby Friends Expires: A Ninety-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe the Chubby Friends token in its final state—a creature that never truly lived, gasping its last breath after merely 89 hours of existence. With zero liquidity and two holders who collectively own everything, this was less a financial instrument and more a elaborate tax write-off masquerading as blockchain innovation. Like the dodo bird, it required no predators to go extinct; it simply lacked any reason to survive.