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Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Insufficient runway, excessive initial dilution

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

85/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$30.1K

-10.8% · 24h

Liquidity

$13.4K

Volume 24h

$162.1K

Holders

285

FDV

$1.50B

Price USD

$1.50e-6

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

B98h..sEqp ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Premature Ejaculation: A One-Hour Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen: born merely sixty minutes ago, already hemorrhaging ten percent of its lifeblood. The creature never had time to develop natural defenses, its predators circling with the patience of apex investors who recognized early that this particular gazelle was born already lame.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$13.4K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$162.1K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 35.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Insufficient runway, excessive initial dilution

Patient Note

It entered the world screaming with $162K in volume and left it whimpering—a grim reminder that revoking authorities doesn't revoke the laws of basic economics.

Holders

§ 04 · 285 wallets

Top 1

22.4%

Top 5

35.2%

Top 10

45.7%

01B98h...sEqp22.44%

02DiBi...hfftAUTOPSY3.70%

03F3kb...zgLF3.21%

04RSsN...tuuf3.03%

05C4Sv...dix52.86%

062dQP...3zUm2.70%

075t3u...ZnuJ2.03%

08Atma...Eg5a2.01%

092KMS...3j621.97%

104G2a...Mco41.77%