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Red Button Cat: A Study in Collective Delusion

Here we observe the Red Button Cat, a specimen so thoroughly extinct that even its price has achieved perfect stillness—a flatline that would make any cardiologist weep. Five holders remain, clustered protectively around their worthless inheritance, having collectively learned that revoking authorities does not, in fact, revoke the fundamental laws of supply and demand.