I WANT NEW SHOES/5kqL..pump
FLATLINED
I Want New Shoes

I Want New Shoes5kqLciVnzRHYcPetnxfGQjJqHQX5RZQTbvd2YfGXpump

$SHOES5kqL..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity drought, concentration, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$10.7K
+142.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$25.0K
Holders
12
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.46B
Price USD
$2.46e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Newborn Token's Swift Demise Analyzed

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, the I Want New Shoes token emerged this very morning with all the promise of a mayfly in a hurricane. Born at zero hours with an already-revoked mint authority and precisely zero liquidity, this creature never stood a chance—a financial stillbirth masquerading as a market opportunity. As we observe its 142% price fluctuation and $24,957 in frenzied volume, we witness not growth, but the death throes of retail optimism meeting mathematical inevitability.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$25.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity drought, concentration, infant mortality
Patient Note

It wanted new shoes; instead it got fitted for concrete ones.

Holders

§ 04 · 12 wallets
Top 1
99.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01FFdr...rXcL99.83%
027EGH...zgGf0.09%
03FHrd...kbMP0.04%
04BSpv...etPu0.02%
057shV...yyig0.01%
06BLcb...cGhE0.00%
078psN...VRtf0.00%
08AD1F...iuvn0.00%
09Eh8n...ppq40.00%
108iDT...yi4u0.00%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
12.77 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
12.77 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 35d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known