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Lunch Money Dies Before Lunch Break

In what can only be described as a financial hunger games, lunch money emerged into existence mere hours ago, only to experience a violent 85.8% price convulsion—a spectacular volatility typically reserved for tokens with actual utility or, you know, existing for more than a shift change. With zero liquidity, ninety percent of tokens hoarded by a baker's dozen of whales, and a volume that suggests more people abandoned ship than ever boarded it, this creature was dead on arrival, gasping its last breath before the closing bell.