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Rocket: A Four-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe the Rocket token, born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. Within a single rotation of the Earth, it achieved the remarkable feat of a 3,148% price swing while somehow maintaining absolutely zero liquidity—a financial perpetual motion machine powered entirely by desperation and four determined holders. Like the dinosaurs before it, this token's reign ended not with a bang, but with a whimper and a drained wallet.