SHITCOIN™/5jVT..pump
FLATLINED
shitcoin™

shitcoin™5jVTFMARjCc4YA6RxKiZPijDFpEUzofwrvkyryXzpump

$shitcoin5jVT..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership meets instant evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
Volume 24h
$5.73
Holders
7
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.35B
Price USD
$2.35e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Shitcoin™: A One-Hour Masterclass in Velocity

In the primordial depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar creature—born merely sixty minutes ago, already gasping its final breaths. With zero liquidity and ninety-one percent of its genome concentrated in the hands of ten apex predators, this token never stood a chance; it was less an investment opportunity and more a masterfully orchestrated disappearing act.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$5.73 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meets instant evaporation
Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left absolutely no liquidity for anyone else to cash out.

Holders

§ 04 · 7 wallets
Top 1
98.2%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
015H3G...ktTZ98.18%
027zzE...ASSQ1.74%
03c1B2...Yqzk0.05%
043PWd...xcAD0.02%
058psN...VRtf0.01%
06AkTg...8tRj0.00%
07DaNS...9VGb0.00%