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CatchCat: A Two-Hour Tragedy in Tokenomics

Here we observe the CatchCat, a creature that lived precisely 120 minutes—a blink in evolutionary time, yet somehow an eternity in crypto. With 67.8% of its population concentrated in merely ten hands, and liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the Serengeti, this token never stood a chance. The irony is exquisite: it revoked its own authorities as if politely asking the market to finish what greed had started.