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Newborn Token Defies Gravity, Confuses Scientists

In the span of mere hours, buttish emerged from the primordial soup of the Solana blockchain, achieving a remarkable 108% ascent—a feat typically reserved for tokens with actual utility or, at minimum, a moderately competent rug pull plan. One observes, with anthropological fascination, that this specimen possessed the structural integrity of a newborn fawn: liquidity of merely twenty thousand dollars, holder concentration suggesting a family reunion rather than a distributed network, and the sort of volume-to-liquidity ratio that makes even degenerate traders pause.