HOLD MY GLASSES/5i9V..pump
FLATLINED
Hold My Glasses

Hold My Glasses5i9VB7bmwzsY4UXHPBmDTz4aZiizaUBqjR67rYHypump

$HOLD5i9V..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Acute liquidity evaporation meets whale exodus

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
Volume 24h
$5.63
Holders
15
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.30B
Price USD
$2.30e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Hold My Glasses: A Newborn's Sudden Demise

In the savage ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that lived mere hours—a breathtaking 146% surge followed by the inevitable gravitational collapse. Born with all the hallmarks of promise: revoked authorities, genuine volume, yet it could not escape its true nature: a distribution mechanism masquerading as a token. Like a mayfly at a funeral, Hold My Glasses never stood a chance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$5.63 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute liquidity evaporation meets whale exodus
Patient Note

Zero liquidity, 118 hopefuls, and the certainty that someone's glasses are no longer needed—they've already seen enough.

Holders

§ 04 · 15 wallets
Top 1
99.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
016bqS...Cvep99.68%
028psN...VRtf0.17%
03bim2...ymtG0.11%
04BwRh...E9Zi0.02%
05CFEk...4w510.01%
063aTR...7CWm0.01%
07CMaF...gMAH0.00%
088o8s...FN1o0.00%
09ESkK...bcvv0.00%
10CZV2...RRJa0.00%