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Nubcat: Born Screaming, Died Whimpering

In nature, we observe a peculiar specimen: the newborn token, mere hours old, already exhibiting the convulsive death throes of a 296% price swing—a final, desperate gasp masquerading as vitality. With zero liquidity and 65% of supply concentrated in predatory hands, Nubcat represents that rarest of financial creatures: a pump-and-dump so transparent, so nakedly parasitic, that one almost admires its honesty. The revoked authorities suggest a developer who, having built their mousetrap, promptly abandoned it to hungry investors.