CAUSE OF DEATH
Asstrology: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
Here we observe a specimen so fundamentally flawed, it achieved clinical death whilst still in the womb. With seventeen believers and ninety-nine percent concentration of wealth among the faithful few, this token represents the peculiar phenomenon of a pump with no subsequent dump—merely a stillbirth with trading volume. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum; finance abhors this particular void.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Immediate systemic collapse from inception
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and already owed everything to the top ten. Truly, the stars were not in alignment."