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GoPumo: A One-Hour Tragedy in Solana

Here we observe the GoPumo token in its natural habitat—the memecoin graveyard—where it has completed its entire lifecycle in merely sixty minutes. With ninety percent of its value evaporating faster than morning dew under the Saharan sun, and eighty-eight percent of remaining tokens concentrated in the hands of a privileged few, this specimen represents nature's perfect predator-prey dynamic: whales feasting upon retail investors.