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Newborn Token Flatlines After Mere Hours

Here we observe the Buyback Agent, a creature that emerged into the world mere moments ago, only to experience a catastrophic 38.8% decline—a feat of self-destruction that would make most organisms jealous. Though its authorities were responsibly revoked, suggesting noble intentions, the market's indifference proved swifter and more lethal than any governance structure. With liquidity as shallow as a puddle and concentration among the elite as pronounced as a dictatorship, this token's brief existence serves as a grim reminder that even the best-laid plans cannot overcome the fundamental physics of a doomed launch.