CAUSE OF DEATH
We Are Friends: A One-Hour Tragedy
In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, We Are Friends emerged—a magnificent creature destined for extinction within the hour. Like a newborn wildebeest separated from the herd, it was surrounded by apex predators: ninety-two percent concentration in ten wallets, each poised to strike. The volume suggests a feeding frenzy of biblical proportions, yet the corpse remains eerily fresh, betraying the speed of its demise.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity abandonment and whale predation
EPITAPH
"We Were Friends for sixty minutes—the market was never our friend."