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Newborn Token Dies of Premature Success Syndrome

Here we observe the Bull Tate specimen, merely an hour old yet already exhibiting the feverish symptoms of a pump-and-dump romance. With nearly $400,000 in volume coursing through its veins and a 52% price surge, this token represents nature's cruel joke: spectacular birth followed by inevitable, spectacular death. The mint authority lies revoked on the autopsy table—a mercy killing, really.