LAONE/5doQ..pump
FLATLINED
LaOne

LaOne5doQRrXabPXNWe9uL6maQxhF1aXus1p2KrkUR5pkpump

$LaOne5doQ..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Centralization asphyxiation with circulatory failure

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
Liquidity
$2.9K
Volume 24h
$0.7700
Holders
27
Price CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.45B
Price USD
$1.45e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

LaOne: A Congregation of Bags Holds Vigil

Here we observe the cadaver of LaOne, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of perfect price stagnation—a feat typically reserved for ambitious projects with considerably more ambition. With 28 holders collectively clutching $2,874 in notional wealth, and the top 10 owning every last token, this was less a decentralized community and more a group chat that decided to become a financial instrument. The $0.77 in daily volume speaks to a market that has spoken with deafening silence.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.9K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.7700 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Centralization asphyxiation with circulatory failure
Patient Note

It had no liquidity to escape, no volume to breathe, and no holders willing to catch it. LaOne became zero.

Holders

§ 04 · 27 wallets
Top 1
98.2%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
100.0%
01UvoQ...6Woe98.18%
02sFaq...ZAnC1.37%
03DY8R...fs3b0.11%
043yeJ...xX6v0.10%
058CMi...1mkQ0.07%
064cWH...DFUq0.05%
072bm7...QjZv0.03%
0874um...joyx0.02%
098psN...VRtf0.01%
104yPM...Daix0.01%