CAUSE OF DEATH
Nietzschean Waymo: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the cruel theater of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen so stillborn it never drew its first breath. Eight brave souls clutched their worthless tokens as liquidity evaporated like morning dew in the Sahara, while the top ten holders—a generous term for eight people—claimed absolute dominion over an empire of nothing. Truly, what doesn't kill you on launch simply never existed.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull masquerading as philosophy
EPITAPH
"It overcame nihilism by becoming it."