CAUSE OF DEATH
Shopiweed: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: Shopiweed, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. With zero liquidity and a lifespan measured in minutes rather than days, this creature never stood a chance—though its eight holders, clutching 100% of supply, certainly tried to convince themselves otherwise.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation meets absolute concentration
EPITAPH
"It pumped 31.5% in its final hours—a last gasp before realizing there was nowhere to actually sell."