JOHN PORK/5cHS..pump
FLATLINED
John Pork

John Pork5cHSqLmNyA1GEJ8V86pcECDgAW1TK2J5xUjMn6yspump

5cHS..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity drought, concentration necrosis, instant obsolescence

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
+3.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.0K
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.03B
Price USD
$2.03e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

John Pork: A Stillborn Financial Tragedy

Here we observe the John Pork token, born mere hours ago into a cruel and unforgiving market. With zero liquidity and four holders clutching 100% of supply, this creature never drew its first breath before expiring. A masterclass in how to launch a token with all the viability of a newborn wildebeest abandoned on the savanna.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$4.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity drought, concentration necrosis, instant obsolescence
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours, moved four dollars, and taught us all that some things should never be born—especially on Solana.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
99.2%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01CqVE...2Ghv99.16%
02DZYr...GvzN0.56%
0368zh...omok0.15%
047Xms...1fCP0.13%