CAUSE OF DEATH
Its Fine: A Catastrophic Illusion of Control
In the murky depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a remarkable creature that lived precisely long enough to disappoint its creators. Born mere hours ago with all the confidence of a newborn giraffe on roller skates, 'Its Fine' achieved the impressive feat of shedding three-quarters of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. The two remaining holders—presumably the developers and perhaps a particularly unfortunate relative—now clutch their bags in a darkened room, surrounded by the deafening silence of absolute illiquidity.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull masquerading as decentralization
EPITAPH
"It was not, in fact, fine."
