Affirm Token: Born Deceased, Died Immediately

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath—a token arriving stillborn into the digital savanna, its nine holders clutching their worthless vouchers like mourners at a funeral they didn't attend. Within mere hours, liquidity evaporated entirely, leaving only the faint echo of $13,847 in volume, a pathetic death rattle of a project that achieved the remarkable feat of negative growth before most investors finished their morning coffee.