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Solitary Confinement: The Pinworm's Brief Demise

Here we observe the Pathetic Pinworm in its natural habitat—a liquidity pool devoid of life, a wasteland where $38.30 in volume attempts valiantly to disturb the void. With but a single holder commanding absolute dominion and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, this specimen never stood a chance; it is less a token and more a monument to hubris, expiring quietly after merely 35 hours—a lifespan that would make mayflies weep.