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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

Here we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived—a zero-hour mortality rate that would make even the most pessimistic epidemiologist weep. With but two holders clutching the entirety of its worthless corpus and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew in the Serengeti, this token's brief existence was less a life and more a cautionary tale whispered between traders at 3 AM.