KITTEN/5akm..pump
FLATLINED
kitten

kitten5akm7hggDCv5buhfmTY1SyBfi8v4SGshZiMbT9aZpump

$kitten5akm..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Premature memetic collapse, structural inviability, apex predator: time

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.2K
-42.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$21.8K
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.23B
Price USD
$2.23e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Kitten's Cradle: A One-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving ecosystem of the Solana blockchain, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable—expiring before most users finished their morning coffee. With five holders controlling 100% of supply and liquidity evaporating like morning dew, this kitten never developed the survival instincts necessary for the harsh DeFi savanna. The authorities were revoked, yet the token's true demise came far more swiftly—from sheer gravitational inevitability.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$21.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Premature memetic collapse, structural inviability, apex predator: time
Patient Note

It lived for sixty minutes, died for a million screenshots.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
99.4%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
015aZc...Yoqk99.36%
028jGe...MAYX0.40%
035X7F...Ub3r0.15%
04AVKc...XkfN0.04%
056UYV...6d7k0.04%