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Bitcat's Nine Lives Expired in Five Days

Here we observe Bitcat in its final moments—a creature born into a treacherous ecosystem, possessed of all the right paperwork but fatally handicapped by a concentration of wealth so extreme it makes oligarchies look egalitarian. With 93.6% of tokens held by merely ten entities and a liquidity pool smaller than a modest lunch budget, this feline was less of an investment and more of a elaborate exit strategy wearing whiskers.