CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature Ejection: A Newborn's Swift Demise
In the vast savanna of Solana's blockchain, we observe a most curious specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already decomposing at an alarming rate. The Penis Ship, much like its anatomically-inspired namesake, has proven spectacularly ineffective at penetrating the market. What we are witnessing here is not merely a crash, but rather a controlled demolition of spectacular incompetence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets concentrated wealth inequality
EPITAPH
"It arrived without fanfare, departed without trace—a testament to the Darwinian efficiency of catching falling knives at warp speed."
