INSTANT-RAMEN/5YnW..pump
CRITICAL
Instant-ramen

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$Ramen5YnW..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Severe dehydration and concentration toxicity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
50/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$9.1K
+158.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$91.1K
Holders
199
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$15.21B
Price USD
$1.52e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Instant-Ramen Token: A Microwaved Dream

Here we observe the remarkable specimen of Instant-Ramen, born mere hours ago with the vitality of a freshly boiled noodle, now cooling rapidly on the autopsy table. The token exhibited a peculiar behavior: a 158% price surge despite zero liquidity—a phenomenon rather like watching a soufflé rise in a vacuum. With 59.2% of its wealth concentrated in the top 10 holders' bowls, this token's fate was written in the broth from conception.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Active
$91.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 51.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Severe dehydration and concentration toxicity
Patient Note

It promised quick returns. It delivered quick returns—straight to zero, in the time it takes to boil water.

Holders

§ 04 · 199 wallets
Top 1
41.5%
Top 5
51.4%
Top 10
59.2%