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Stillborn Meme Coin Arrives Dead on Arrival

Here we observe the TROLLCRAFT token, a creature so perfectly designed for failure it makes one wonder if nature itself was consulted. Born mere hours ago with zero liquidity and a holder distribution that would make a dictatorship blush, it managed to generate $7,697.87 in volume—likely from confused investors who mistook the contract address for a legitimate opportunity. The revoked authorities suggest even its creators knew what they'd wrought.