TROLLCRAFT/5Xju..pump
FLATLINED
TROLLCRAFT

TROLLCRAFT5XjusT84B2DaByUaKR2DAhTSUhTQHe4ChtvLkavPpump

$CRAFT5Xju..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and concentrated ownership

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
+0.8% · 24h
Volume 24h
$7.7K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.35B
Price USD
$2.35e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Stillborn Meme Coin Arrives Dead on Arrival

Here we observe the TROLLCRAFT token, a creature so perfectly designed for failure it makes one wonder if nature itself was consulted. Born mere hours ago with zero liquidity and a holder distribution that would make a dictatorship blush, it managed to generate $7,697.87 in volume—likely from confused investors who mistook the contract address for a legitimate opportunity. The revoked authorities suggest even its creators knew what they'd wrought.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$7.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and concentrated ownership
Patient Note

It lasted fewer hours than a mayfly's fever dream, yet somehow still underperformed expectations.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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