CAUSE OF DEATH
Ouroboros Devours Itself in Record Time
Here we observe a remarkable specimen—merely an hour old, yet already displaying the telltale signs of catastrophic indigestion. With 301% gains and half a million in daily volume, our serpent appears robust, even as the top 10 holders clutch 29.7% of its flesh. Alas, like its mythological namesake, this creature has confused appetite with sustainability.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn momentum meets institutional concentration
EPITAPH
"It achieved escape velocity before discovering there was nowhere to go."